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The Pervatasaurus leroyi is a fictional species of tyrannosaurid made up by The Onion.

Behavior[]

Pervatasaurus leroyi stalked other animals. These Dinosaurs hunted other species for sexual pleasure instead of hunting for sustenance. No evidence of bones in habitats they lived in suggest that they didn’t kill their food, and more fecal fossils provide clues as to whether or not it’s a carnivore or herbivore. Most theories lead to the Pervatasaurus being depicted as a plant eating dinosaur. The Pervatasaurus hunted other animals for sexual pleasure rather than killing them. The main victims of this dinosaur were the juveniles of other animals. This Dinosaur really liked them young. They better not go to cell block one. Keep your lil' sister away from these. Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles. They can lift even the heaviest dinosaurs with ease, making it easier to get in them cheeks. They can lift an infinite void, like it can tear through infinite cheeks.

Cause of Extinction[]

The pervatasauras chose to backshot instead of survival which in the end caused them to go extinct. Also they accidentally wandered into the forest of the night feeder. They were to busy gangbanging to fight off the night feeder.

Trivia[]

  • This species apparently found resistance in dark damp caves sometimes living with their mother for up to 9 years or their entire life.
  • Paleontologist noted that the dinosaurs' caves were full of fossilized sweet saps or candies.
  • It was also noted that the dinosaur would stalk a certain young specimen of different species.
  • It is likely that the Pervatasaurus is one of Drake's relatives.
  • This is the most popular page on this wiki, for some reason.
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